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The first one needs acted out by professional stuntmen. One camera, one stationary shot no cuts, a perfectly choreographed whirlwind of martial arts failure, 6-12 seconds long.
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...I should contact some of the people I took martial arts with...
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My favorite part about the monk one is the DM having the foresight to quietly set his notes aside before all the stupidity breaks out. He already knew there was no way they were going to be able to complete a standard quest for a party of four at their level.
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Some of these might be reposts, but I think Akula at least missed them if they were.
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Avoraciopoctules wrote:The History of the world of Exalted.
Damn, now I want to play that.

Also, now I want to play a character with a stuffed tarrasque. I'd probably make them a tarrasque cultist using a PrC from Dragon magazine, though.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Shouldn't he be named Tony DiGiorno?

And occasionally mention his Mama Celeste?
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Darth Rabbitt wrote:
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Shouldn't he be named Tony DiGiorno?

And occasionally mention his Mama Celeste?
Maybe his father is Tony. But Totino works. It's certainly more in your face about it, since 'Tony' doesn't scream pizza the way that 'Totino' does.
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I think this is my favorite TGDMB thread. :)
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mean_liar wrote:I think this is my favorite TGDMB thread. :)
I believe what you meant to say was:
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I think I"m going to have nightmares for a long time now.
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I'm gonna use that image in a story that I'm working on, 'cause that shit is some plain ol' nightmare fuel.
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I was going to use this in my story about Unova in the Pokymans thread, but I couldn't find a place to put it in. So, I'll put it here.
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It's been a while since I"ve posted any SW stuff. ^.^
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Just some things I found when I Google searched "Fuck you and go suck a barrel of cocks" for no real reason. Alas, there was no barrel sucking to be had...
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@Avoraciopoctules
That could be Frank ^^
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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If you really want, we can put up reviews of other books in the CthulhuTech series. They are... not good.

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